Sunday, June 26, 2011

It's Never Sunny in Iowa

Been here for about a week and it's been cloudy, overcast, and raining the whole week.  The town is O.K., not much to see or do.  The hotel is a water park, casino, arcade, bowling alley, and spa.  Sounds awesome, but it's so-so.  Here are some pictures:




Apparently this is the Ripley's Believe It or Not, "Crookedest Street in the World."    http://www.snakealley.com/


Sunday, February 20, 2011

Quad Cities

I haven't put any happenings from Quad Cities in here cuz frankly, there's nothing happening.  From the two weeks I've been here, the first one was cold as shit (single digits) and then a month later it's 60 degrees.  The local beer was kinda crappy and they have a booth in the mall called "Hurricane."  For $2 you can stand there while a fan blows 70+ mph wind at you.  It's like some mid-westerner was like, "Shoot, them ter-nade-ers would be fun if they didn't destroy your trailer."

Tuesday, December 07, 2010

Lumberton, NC

Kevin:  (describing the town) ...and the Comfort Inn is right there next to the Outback Steakhouse.
Kenny:  Yea, u could find a escort or hooker around there too...might make your dick fall off though.
Me:  I only have one and I'd like to keep it.
Kenny:  Well I'm sure you could get a strap-on somewhere in town.

Sunday, December 05, 2010

Cafe Risque


There several billboards for this place along I-95 making it seem like a big deal.  It's right by the farm I was working at, so I decided to let the world know it's a huge let down.  I was thinking about researching the inside for Chauncey, especially since they have "Good Food" AND "Adult Toys"